February 2012
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the-absolute-funniest-posts:
SpongeBob and Patrick are looking at you..
REBLOG IF YOU DO THIS AFTER A DAY OF SCHOOL.. →
thatonegirljenna:
omfg this could not be more accurate
Friend: I miss my boyfriend so much, long distance is so hard. But we're soulmates, I know it! We can get through this!
Friend: I'm so happy my ex finally left me alone. I was getting so fed up with his obsessiveness.
Friend: I hooked up with this guy, and although it probably won't, I want it to evolve into a relationship. I don't know what to do!
Friend: This amazingly sweet guy asked me to prom. I cannot wait, he is such a gentleman!
Me: So the other day I rode this really amazing horse, he was a saint! He collected so easily for me and really became supple on the flat. And then his jump? I mean, wow! Top notch, quality training. He made that course feel like a piece of cake. But I really have to make sure my legs stay steady and my hands stay soft. Other than that, we had a near perfect ride! Such a good boy!
That feeling when you accidentally swallow a whole...
hello-beautiful:
People who get my weird humor.
itotallyrelate:
